Appreciation

I really don’t have any idea what this is, or why it is in this person’s front yard, but now I kind of want one.

As I was changing over to play guitar, my friend started explaining to me how to operate his complicated foot-switch setup.  He stepped on a switch.

Click.  The light came on.  “This one’s slapback.”  Click.  The light went off.

Click.  “This one’s long delay.”  Click.

Click.  “This one’s boost.”  Click.

I started to get confused.  Then it hit me:  there are

possible combinations of effects!

So I asked to go back to the bass.

I don’t think these bar owners knew what they were getting themselves into when they offered this deal.

At the very least, I think this is an open-and-shut case of fraudulent advertising!